Friday, November 19, 2010

RIP Four Loko

Alright guys, it's been real. We had some jokes, we had a few Halloween costumes, but it's time to stop talking about Four Loko. Most of us never actually drank the stuff -- which is for the best, because it's disgusting -- yet it's been all over the news, what with the plans to outlaw it from here to kingdom come. Really, it needs to come to an end. It's just a gross alcoholic energy drink. The only one of those that was any good was Sparks, because it tasted like Fanta and gave you the great tongue color. I could drink four Sparks in a day, because they were so tasty. Not Four Loko. Four Loko is gross.

Oh where have they gone, the beautiful alcoholic energy drinks of our youth?

Just go back to drinking 40s. They're delicious, cost efficient and 100 percent non-political.

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